Taking Bible Verses out of Context

“The spa is closed? Siri read Bible verses on perseverance.” Comedian John Crist is what every rich american Christian sounds like when they try to explain their suffering 😉

John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit http://www.johncristcomedy.com


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  1. mandy moore says:

    I’m loving the coat tho!

  2. BradyTheBlender says:

    Every website: Write that down Patrick, write that down!

  3. kotch911 says:

    Sounds like a Joel Osteen sermon

  4. James Bodziony says:

    Did anyone else notice how this video is 3:16 minutes long

  5. חנה Hannah says:

    This is actually extremely serious

  6. Butterball3588 says:

    1:50 that's the first real application of those ceiling fans I have ever seen.

  7. Angeygirl says:

    Oh I thought this was going to bring up all the messed up stuff people point at, like in Judges. What people don't realize is that the whole reason the Israelites were doing those bad things is because they weren't listening to God, but the stories get taken out of context and makes it look hypocritical

  8. Matt Hayashida says:

    The pain that this brings my soul I can only hope makes me a better person

  9. William Gullett says:

    Actually…Jesus didnt fast in the desert..he fasted in the wilderness

  10. Thrive Volleyball says:

    I used to work at a screen printer that did a lot of shirts for youth sports teams and I don't think they understand Philippians 4:13

  11. Georg3 says:

    The bible condones and endorses slavery fun fact!

  12. Georg3 says:

    So cringe inducing

  13. Ethan n says:

    Beach house? I can't believe you didn't go for a building your house upon the sand reference there

  14. kyla j says:

    Okay. The Scottsdale one got me. lol

  15. Shiny Tech Things says:

    IF your Wi-Fi IS actually not able to properly cover your home let me know I can show you some things that you can do yourself to properly increase your coverage using the hardware you already have.

  16. LostAmericanHistory says:

    I would laugh but this is seriously the state of the mainstream American church.

  17. Drew Varner says:

    That spa ain’t openin for awhile if ever

  18. John Smith says:

    Why did you where camel skin while playing the cello?

  19. John Smith says:

    Babe!… The cup overflows.

  20. John Smith says:

    You must really like Jeremiah 29:11. This is the second video I've seen where you've referenced it.

  21. John Smith says:

    "Run the race that is set before you…" How am I supposed to do that when the PELOTON IS STILL BROKEN?

  22. John Smith says:

    That thing wanders aimlessly, but now when I read this stories of the children of Israel in the desert, I'm like, I get it, you know?

  23. Eva B says:

    Funny but yeah he's effimate alright, not sure if gay or using girlie voice because it's lowest hanging fruit in comedy, see Josh Peck

  24. Brian Keith Null says:

    I bought my ex-wife that same fur coat in 1984.

  25. Dave M says:

    so you won't have to swap apps Jeremiah 29:11 in various translations

    For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

    For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.

    For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.

    I say this because I know what I have planned for you,” says the Lord. “I have good plans for you. I don’t plan to hurt you. I plan to give you hope and a good future.

    Din't put NIV cause, you know… now back to your vid 2:19

  26. Snarky Mark says:

    Tell the camera operator to stop the jarring zooming in and out. It doesn't add anything useful to these videos, I'm just getting motion sick.

  27. Sonny says:

    You are loved

  28. Cameron Shultz says:

    Bro, love your videos and I think they're hilarious and you're a great comedian, but please, please get a lavalier mic for consistent audio, please….!

  29. Meze Iun says:

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!!! Hahahahaha Really really enjoy this video

  30. Joshua Castillo says:

    Every time I drive past a pedestrian during the night, I flash my high beams right in their face.

    Sometimes you just gotta “Let your light shine before men.”

  31. Alli :D says:

    I have a problem with your current subscriber count… 666k… while you quote the Bible…

  32. Hard Core Hope Foundation says:

    Ok, I know someone like this.
    They are a preacher that is second generation and his father was rich and now he makes a half million a year.
    He preaches sermons like this, you must have gone to a similar church.

  33. Kevin Willingham says:

    Why are you wearing your wife's coat