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Writer/Narrator: Michael Swaim
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Illustration: Winston Rowntree
Animation: Tony Wilson
Michael’s Patreon: patreon.com/smallbeans
Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Winston’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/winstonrowntree/
Tony’s Website: tonywilson.net
00:00 – The Return Of Michael Swaim
02:19 – LEVITICUS 19:19
04:07 – GENESIS: 38:9
05:17 – DEUTERONOMY 23:1
05:38 – DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
07:42 – KINGS 2:23-25
08:05 – MATTHEW 21:18-22
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If you don't know who Michael Swaim is (or just curious what he's up to now), check out his channel Small Beans! Might I suggest starting with this podcast he did with Jordan? >>> https://youtu.be/oIYCRQgGRM8
Michael Swaim is my hero
Michael looking older and fatter, but that voice is still like a beautiful sweet dessert
too much shaking
but good
His face changed wth
This guy ate Michael Swaim
Also, Bring Back ESCORT MISSIONS!!!
I love the irony. Making fun of what he needs most.
More Swaim please
That's funny, my first thought was, "This background is much more lively". I hadn't even noticed the android had accumulated a face warmer until it mentioned it.
Im so glad everyones favorite mandroid has dodged dying. How's clippy?
I love this man.
I've watched this video, but I'm pretty sure it came on auto-play. So I totally missed the part where this is on cracked. I must have been on the phone or something Oh, I thought this is on small beans
It's a sad, sad day when I finally realized that cracked does not have a dislike button. Sorry guys well I didn't even about the video it's about the principal. Bless y'all keep up all the good work.
Damn, I really haven’t watched since all the old crew left. Awesome! Glad to see you back!!
Murderers are not let into heaven at all
Please bring back After hours
Ok
Yess, I missed Michael! Now all I need is Daniel and Soren to complete the gang or, as I like to call them, the 'orig trig'.
'Unter' as the Hell equivalent for Uber was satisfyingly clever
michael is still the best. i miss dan, too
I love you, Mr. Swaim. In a very real and sexual way, and I will never call attention to the fact that your face has ALWAYS looked like a photoshop where you squish all of the features into a tiny portion in the middle.
However, in case no one has pointed it out – When the Lord incarnated himself as man we got what they call the 'New Covenant' which means all of the old testament weirdness you're pointing out here was null and void unless you're Jewish, who don't actually believe in heaven anyway, I think. Sorry, my dude.
Until this, I love cracked. I don't condone taking words out of context regardless of who it's geared towards.
Sir Swaim, the world truly needs your unique brand of sardonicism.
Comedy Gold!!
WHAT THE FUCK, MICHAEL SWAIM?
The return of Michael! Fuck yes! Fantastic decision on the part of Cracked. Michael you kick ass! #agedtoperfection #imissdaniel #afterhours #sorenandkatietoo
i have so many questions. when/who/why was cracked resurrected? why was it even shut down in the first place? is it any good now? is anyone else from the old squad coming back?
i have more but im not all that confident anyone will respond
The Man, The Myth, The Legend!!!
Is it just me or did anyone else get a bunch of godly ads because of the title of the video?
It wasn’t aging bro its the alcoholism and the subsequent weight gain, i hope you getting well. You are young u can shed the weight trust me its worth it u feel so much better
Please save cracked from that cringe Soyboy who thinks he's funny!
So God won't let into heaven for crushed balls but will allow you to own other humans as property.
Oh look it’s the dude from IGN
we missed you, glad u are back! 😀
this is genius, so well written and a beautiful surprise… i sure do love me some swaim… also the glasses on the desk behind him have now forced me go binge AoC… which i realize is a very confusing statement for those unaware of the Michael and Dan masterpiece and only know the awesome actual person
I watched this 3 weeks ago and keep coming back to Cracked wanting more Swaim
Oh man. Cracked is shit after you guts left. Almost beneath you now. But if you are back for ever maybe you can save it from the vegans.
i love the presentation and art style!
I'm so willing to tolerate your return! You have succumbed to the aging process and degraded into an inferior form much as the rest of us! So enjoy the heroine and blow, continue to do your stuff.